Taxes

Taxes suck. Everybody knows taxes suck. But they are necessary, and you need to pay them when you have an honest job. My job is half honest, and it turns out that taxes aren't included in that half. If I had to pay taxes on all that I was doing, I'd have no money at all left over for drinks. By not paying taxes, I was even able to pay for the clinic on my own, and nobody needed to know. Of course I didn't tell anyone at the clinic about my tax state. It was as simple as writing a check, and they only ask questions about alcohol.