The cop

Strictly speaking, it's because of you that I'm going to be sent to rehab. There are probably worse cops to be found by, though. You actually know me, a bit. We live on the same block, and I think we've seen each other at the local track days, too.

Court
This is the first time I actually got to hear from you. I don't remember anything between the approaching tree and being in an ambulance. You told the judge and the court about finding me in the car, slumped over the wheel unconscious and reeking of alcohol. They did a breath test, but you said they didn't really need to, it was obvious what happened. You didn't exactly say nice things about me in court, either. See if I give you any tips next time you're taking that old piece of junk Mustang around the challenge course.

Didn't expect you again
It shouldn't be a huge surprise, since we live in the same area, but somehow it was kind of a shock seeing you again after the accident. Yeah, like I said, the clinic are nice people. The doctors and nurses are nice people, I mean. Obviously the patients are all over the place. After being so harsh in court, it was oddly amicable. I guess it's your job, right? Maybe the way you see it, everybody makes poor decisions and mistakes, and since no one was hurt there's no sense holding a grudge.

That's how it works on television. The cops are always the good guys. You seem like a nice guy, but I think those cops who suppress riots probably seem like nice guys around the neighborhood too. I guess I'll smile and nod, at least.

But you're still on your own with that Mustang.